Sex Maniac Letter

She used to spit on people, but that was before six months at Mrs. Haversmith's Finishing School for Camels.

It's not her fault. Gravity exerts greater force on her than it does to the other girls.

There is no punishment cruel or unusual enough for a man that steals another man's Mexican food.

I can think of worse names, but not many. "Poopybutt Avenue" would be worse.

The real Joker is the guy holding the picture.

I appreciate how customizable it is, but it's still not as simple or as easy as eating an apple.

"Can you girls settle down? I'm trying to get 100% on Freebird."

The sheep is really the only one ruining the picture. He's the only one that's not smiling.