World's Awesomest Bunk Bed

Best Dad ever, except that he doesn't have a job.

If it wasn't for that shipment, we would have lost the whole war.

They don't need the dog and the sign. One of them would be enough to keep me away.

Maybe if Blockbuster had a hiring policy that didn't discriminate against reptiles, they wouldn't have this problem.

That's crazy. You couldn't tell that he schedules and emails just by looking at him.

What I want to know is, why did they have their sunroof open in the middle of Winter in the first place?

That or there's a new race of hyper-intelligent babymen. Either way, I'm terrified.

Never before have I wanted to be blind so badly. Look, he's even wearing little shoes.