Snooki Reading a Book on a Spring Horse

This must be from the 10th dimension of String Theory, which as you know contains all universes, all time lines, and all possibilities that resulted from one universe.

Hey, he doesn't mean "Fag Sin," he means "Fag's In," like that's the cool style now. The text didn't wrap correctly.

This always happens to me. I'm trying to take a nice picture of my pure-bred Labrador, and hot girls waltz in and ruin it.

He's all about reaching nirvana, but his nirvana is a lot less oneness with the universe, and a lot more oneness with carrots. Because he's fat. And a bunny.

This is the last thing you'll see in your mirror before you get rear-ended.

Perhaps they've discovered something that tastes more like salt and vinegar than salt and vinegar.

I don't know what it says, but I imagine it's about Starcraft 2.

"If you don't want to sell me a pretzel, just say so. You don't have to lie."